Monday, July 7, 2008

Some people are never satisfied

 

Some people are never satisfied

 

Sunday, June 29, 2008

New speaker systems & head phones

New speaker systems & head phones


This speaker is well known in european countries and won a lot of awards in
speaker systems. Qualitywise very good speaker

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Know how much you burn - ELECTRICITY

This would be useful to you...........

REMEMBER - keeping your TV's, Players, etc on Remote control Stand-by mode also consumes electricity.

 

 

Thursday, June 19, 2008

3 Easy Ways to Die

 .. 3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.




1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.



4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.



5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC



6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.




7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.




8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.




9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.




10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.



 


AWARD WINING CONSTRUCTIONS CONTEST

AWARD WINING CONSTRUCTIONS CONTEST

VOLCANO!! You would never have seen this......

VOLCANO!! You would never have seen this......

Tuesday, June 17, 2008